epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account


Reblog / posted 21 hours ago via ashlehmareh · © ugly with 999 notes

ugly:

don’t forget to blaze it and praise it today kids


A thousand miles between us now 
It causes me to wonder how 
Our love tonight remains so strong 
It makes our risk right all along 
The time we spent apart will make our love grow stronger


Reblog / posted 1 day ago

For you, you see
And you would never believe what you do for me
Can’t you see you’re all I need


"Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…"

Anonymous (via matthew—-james)

…and you changed my plans so quickly.

(via hail-yes)


pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10


"When I was a child, my favorite story was about a man who lived forever, but whose eyes were heavy with the weight of all he’d seen. A man who fell from the stars.


angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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niklauswinchester:

get to know me meme - [2/10] favourite tv shows » breaking bad

"Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?"


"I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough."
— Unknown  (via boypetter)

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry


pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents


hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.


theheirsofdurin:

Gandalf the Grey: inspiring confidence and being generally optimistic


softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep